Friday, January 7, 2011

Collision

For the first week of school reopen, erm, it's still normal and nothing special happens.

It was a chill morning, I went to school at 6.50 a.m. Lol, because I wanted to get a best seat in the class, I couldn't afford to have a seat where I have to stretch my neck like a giraffe to see the white board or the white board reflects light when it's sunny day.

All credits to Centaur Chew Sing Hui who made it for my best-seat-hunting. *applause*

So, the new principal, had his first speech on the assembly. He's so dead strict.

The fringe cannot touch the forehead, if it does, it must not be longer than half of the forehead. ==

Oh btw, he's bald. So he has HIGH FOREHEAD which is almost out of infinity. So he maybe is just jealous seeing us have FRINGE!!

I have 6 tuitions. English, Malay, Biology, Physics, Add Maths and Chemistry. I have tuitions from Monday to Sunday.

Yea, I know it's a lot, and I probably starting to get tired and PONTENG! If I really have to cut off one tuition, it will be English. But I changed my mind when the moment Mr Eric Hong stepped into my class.

Sigh...

Oh yea, I want to mention about The Great Biology Teacher Mr Pang. He can't speak English well and he doesn't know how to pronounce it. Orz

" Spermatozoa produce during the spermatogenesis process. You also can say spermatozoa as sperm. You cannot sperm it wrongly, it's S-P-E-R-M!"

==, notice the wrong word he used??

"Please update your folio cell."

Wth la? What did that supposed to mean?

" All girls' die, but guys' don't die."

???

Btw, I just came back from my chemistry tuition.

" What's the definition of the collision theory?"

" It explains the collision theoretically."

Lol


7 comments:

Sydney said...

LOL no one likes Mr Pang i guess....
except those in form one/two

wei zhen said...

hi ting hui, i'm reading your blog at 1.30am in the morning and you didn't reply my message =( aww

tinghui511 said...

Sydney: Yea, I don't really like him the way he teaches bio la, notes copied from my bio tuition teacher, Alyssa. Haha, maybe form 1 or 2 students are desperate to know about the reproduction stuff

Ooi: Lol, i was sick and i ate the medicine, then i falled asleep just after that.

FreedomBird said...

LOL..... Whats english for la. Ur english not good enuf? Cut down that english....XD
Btw, Probably less than half of the class listen to mr pang, me and jing yi were talking about the army theory of biology LOL

♥ J.NY said...

Haha...Pls update your peka cell...Love it :D He is so awesome...Yeah ! LOVE HIM !!hahahahah...(im lying...==)

Aik said...

@Ting Hui: I agree with your thoughts on Mr. Pang's English level. And the girls are teaching him on how to pronounce certain words.

tinghui511 said...

Cake Lim: Recently i just wrote an essay in my english tuition and my tuition teacher commented on my essay saying that it's DISTORTED and FULL OF MISTAKES...

Jenny: I noe you love him very much, i can see that through the way you look at him

Aik: Lol, he's helpless edi lurh