Dream

I dreamed a super weird dream yesterday, it's so random that when I got up, I laughed non-stop.

Can you imagine someone wake up from her sleep and cannot stop laughing?

There were three parts but I'll just tell you one part.

First, I remember it's all bombs exploding in my house area, and there were still bombs landing here and there.

So Teng Siu (my sister) asked us ( me and Jee Hwa) to pack and rushed into the car which she just bought ---VIVA ( in real life she does own a Viva).

We're worried because we couldn't contact my parents, Jee Hor and Ting Ting as well. But we got to go.

Anyway, we managed to get into the car and Teng Siu drove the car so fast that she banged into everything.

We somehow managed to find a kampung and a house. I don't know how we could do that but it simply happened in my dream.

I was traumatic because things happened too fast and I lost contact to my parents, then I was unconscious for the next few months.

When the time I got up...

Teng Siu owned a McD, and it's so popular that every one goes to her McD. AND SHE SELLS NASI LEMAK IN MCD!

That's all.

Oh yea, at the end I don't know why I saw my mum washing plates in McD.

Piles of homeworks

I like my Sejarah teacher, Puan Choo so much. She's the first ever history teacher who successfully made my eyes open and mind clear throughout the Sejarah class.

Eh hello? Sejarah leh. The first chapter was talking about the nationalism of the asian countries. She managed to let us to have a urge to know more.

She doesn't really read the text in the text book like what others do, instead she writes her own mind map and geography maps and explain every thing through the maps.

Seriously, I can remember the main point of the 1st bab by just listened to her teachings.

Btw, do you know Aung San is the father of Aung San Suu Kyi?

And Puan Choo is going to take us to watch The King and I which is a movie about the King Mongkut ( this guy is mentioned in the nationalism of Thailand in the text book together with the King Chulalongkorn).

My English teacher, Me Eric. Oh my goodness. His nostrils are so distracting, I have my eyes glued on them when he's talking. How can a human has that big and round nostrils? The way he teaches are also incredibly surprised me.

Every day during his class, we have to read this thing out loud.

"He she is was they you are were bla bla bla...."

Like seriously have to memorize it? And he deeply hopes that we will not going to be the 3D students. Dumb, deaf, and donkey.

Mr ong who is teaching us add maths and maths, makes sure we have heaps and heaps of homework which cannot be done for ages.

Exercise 1.2 (2 to 20), Objective (1 to 10), Subjective (1 to 10)

TT

The Egg Tarts Ambassador Jenny Lau Bee Kean

I cannot say that 5SC is better or a lot funnier than 4SD. Different person with different style marh...

I'm now sitting with The Egg Tarts Ambassador Jenny Lau Bee Kean. In front of me is The Freak Centaur Chew Sing Hui, beside him is The Cantonese Fail Ling Zi Xian.

Three of them are making me more crazier than ever. Sing Hui is talking about the dirty stuff all the time and he can even relate the Sejarah with porn? Omg la

Jenny is still the shorty who makes me feel taller and her laugh is epic. You can see everyone turn around and look at us whenever she laughs.

Zi Xian?? I wonder how she copes with her long hair when she's in the toilet. Lol. And I'm kinda worry her since she's sitting with Sing Hui. Will she turn into a pornography pro at the end of the year?

Oh no, I can't imagine that a girl touching her long hair while dealing with the porn? Ewww..

I was texting with Jenny Lau Bee Kean just now...

Jenny: Hello my girl... what are you doing?

Me: I'm fascinating with the egg tarts? You're hungry? Wait ten years later when the egg tarts tower is build first la..

Jenny: Shapo! ( she spams the word shapo in the msg) Hahahaha ( she spams the word haha too).. It's funny...oh thanks...i don't like egg tart...and i'm full now...I miss you so I text you :D

Me: Of course you miss me! How can you not miss me? You're born to miss me. You miss me to live. You make a living of missing me. You're totally lifeless without me. I'm kinda feel I'm important to you, next time buy egg tarts for me okay?

Jenny: ==

Haha, sorry for the lameness. Btw, you must be thinking why egg tarts?

Because before this we're talking about which tower is taller in the world and I'm going to build a tower named 蛋塔.

If you still don't understand the joke, then you're epic fail.

BBTTWW, I think of another funny thing happened last year in 4SD.

Miss Ho: " Whose umbrella is it at the back there?"

Me: " Rihanna's."

Class: "=..="

Collision

For the first week of school reopen, erm, it's still normal and nothing special happens.

It was a chill morning, I went to school at 6.50 a.m. Lol, because I wanted to get a best seat in the class, I couldn't afford to have a seat where I have to stretch my neck like a giraffe to see the white board or the white board reflects light when it's sunny day.

All credits to Centaur Chew Sing Hui who made it for my best-seat-hunting. *applause*

So, the new principal, had his first speech on the assembly. He's so dead strict.

The fringe cannot touch the forehead, if it does, it must not be longer than half of the forehead. ==

Oh btw, he's bald. So he has HIGH FOREHEAD which is almost out of infinity. So he maybe is just jealous seeing us have FRINGE!!

I have 6 tuitions. English, Malay, Biology, Physics, Add Maths and Chemistry. I have tuitions from Monday to Sunday.

Yea, I know it's a lot, and I probably starting to get tired and PONTENG! If I really have to cut off one tuition, it will be English. But I changed my mind when the moment Mr Eric Hong stepped into my class.

Sigh...

Oh yea, I want to mention about The Great Biology Teacher Mr Pang. He can't speak English well and he doesn't know how to pronounce it. Orz

" Spermatozoa produce during the spermatogenesis process. You also can say spermatozoa as sperm. You cannot sperm it wrongly, it's S-P-E-R-M!"

==, notice the wrong word he used??

"Please update your folio cell."

Wth la? What did that supposed to mean?

" All girls' die, but guys' don't die."

???

Btw, I just came back from my chemistry tuition.

" What's the definition of the collision theory?"

" It explains the collision theoretically."

Lol

Seventeen

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FUTURE!!!

UPDATE: Goh Chia Guan said that I look alike with ZHONG JIA XIN!!!

Yiruma sarangyeyo

School is going to reopen for the next...4 days?

I feel bad this year because my results seemed to be worse and worse and WORSE.

These few weeks I was so busy with my church youth's events that Ive almost forgotten I'm going to be sitting for SPM.

DIES.

I just went to LV for haircut yesterday.

Pey Woei is in holiday until next year February then she'll be in IMU after that.

" I tell you ar ting hui, the holiday is so si gui long, and I can't live without studying even for only one week."

Sigh, I can't live if you ask me to study even for only the one whole week.

I wonder where she got all the passion for study, during helping out at his father shop?

I dye! I cut! I PERM! YAY!!!

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By the way, after the tiring Christmas celebration in my church, I'm like so pro in sound editing now. LOL, and because of the drama, I listened to so many classicals.

Maksim is still my favourite. He plays piano, Mozart plays piano too, then why am I loving Maksim only?

Because he's tall and good looking!

Mozart, erm... never seen him before so sorry la mozart, I still love your music!

For those who love listen to piano solo, you should go listen to YIRUMA!

I like his Kiss the rain the most. I remember Jee Hor was playing this song last time by just listened to the song without looking at the music score since he doesn't know how to read it.

So I thought it might be easy because if he could do it why can't I? We're from the same mother's womb, he eats and lives just as the same as mine.

I started to listen to that song a few days ago, night and day, non-STOP.

During the mid night I'll listen in by using earphone.

After the ear-aching of song downloading in my mind, I tried playing it yesterday. I started by catching the key and I FAILED. I gave up, and.....went to google chrome....and... googled YIRUMA KISS THE RAIN MUSIC SHEET DOWNLOAD FOR FREE.

==, and I saw the the key is A flat major? WTH la, so hard to play.

So I went to google Claudine by Maksim. A ha! C major! All white keys!! Then I decided to learn this song.

I hope I won't be giving up in at least for one week la, I'm those kind of "tiger head snake tail" person.

Just in case someday you want to listen to classical or piano solo song but you don't know which one is nice, take a look at my favourite song list down there.

Yiruma: Kiss the rain, River flows in you [ this song appears in twilight movie ( bella lullaby)], If i could see you again.

Claudine, Grieg's piano concerto A minor, The flight of bumble bee, Rhapsody on a theme of paganini, Chopin's revolutionary etude in C minor, Dance of the baroness, Canon in D, moonlight sonata.

“I’m Christian, and I am not a New-age artist". Most people misunderstand me.” - Yiruma

End world hunger

What would you do when you know that 15 million children die of hunger every year?

How do you feel when you understand that every 3.6 seconds someone dies of hunger? Oh yea you just spent 133 lives of starving people in front of the facebook per day.( i assume that)

You will mourn at in front of your computer and forget about it just after that?

You can actually make their life better. Way better.

By....... playing quiz!

I've found out a site where you can actually feed them by donating grains of rice. The main point is YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND A SEN.

For each right answer you get through the quiz, 10 grains of rice will be donated through the World Food Programme to starving people around the world. The more right answers you get, the more rice you will provide to starving people.

It's just a simple vocabulary quiz. Can you imagine that? You are actually learn vocabulary (as the level increases) while having fun and you are KEEPING THOSE MALNOURISHED CHILDREN ALIVE.

Here is the link ==> http://malaysia.youthsays.com/tinghui/freerice

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wonderwall

自从梁非凡的鼻梁上顶着那又圆又黑的墨镜，在排骨、杨阳和等人面前赏了擦鞋仔三巴掌后，我开始对这部戏改观。因为它的情节开始越来越难以predict。

如果你还不知道我在讲什么，你就是很outdate啦！

我在讲的是巾帼枭雄之义海豪情香港TVB台庆剧。

蛤？什么是香港TVB台庆剧？？

OH NO!你真得很outdate啦。。自己去google

这部戏呢，我可以很肯定日本人看了后会很懊恼，因为连我看了这部剧后，不想再踏入日本。

虽然戏剧的内容可能是虚构，但是怎么说都好少许都会使到身为观众的我变得很入戏。之前我在pps看了一部纪录片关于南京大屠杀。

如果你不知道南京大屠杀是啥，那你就很outdate啦，呃。。。。不，应该说是很update，update到历史都忘光啦！

南京大屠杀就是当年日本攻打中国时所进行的残忍行为和大开无理头的杀戒。他们随意强奸妇女，随意冲入屋子抓人，随意杀人。在戏中，我觉得剧组还不至于把日本人形容得那么那么的残忍，因为里头的向山达也帮了九姑娘。

我觉得这部比公主嫁到好多了。公主嫁到前面看了后觉得很无聊，但朋友说后面很好看wor。。。

至于刑警，也是其中一部台庆剧。我看了前面的10集，就放弃了。因为真的很typical，很容易predict 到后面发生什么事情。至于黄日华，我觉得他演戏很。。。。奇怪。我不知道形容他的感觉是什么，感觉他好像在背东西，因为他有时候的语调很慢节奏很constant，苗侨伟却正常多了。

我一直都很喜欢香港tvb的警匪戏，尤其是陀枪师姐。陀枪师姐简直是epic之作，到现在我都还记得想当年我姐姐每个星期去租片来看，那份紧张又刺激随着剧情变化的日子。

其中的有一个case到了现在我都还记得。就是关于人格分裂症的有一个男生。他是个智障，也是一个记者，也是一个杀人凶手，到后来演变出更多的人格。

怎么说都好，自从看了Fringe后，我不再对香港连戏剧存着那一份热诚。但是有许多我的朋友连碰都不想碰，== 。

fringe 是一部异想天开的tv series。它综合了各种的科学以及有待证实的facts. Parallel universe, passing through walls, 和等等。。

我现在很无聊，因为streamyx迟迟不能connect。

我生灰尘，生到满身都是

最近，我觉得我的生活很像独居老人。每天一个人在家，不是对着电脑，就是对着电脑。变得好乏味。

已经有好几个星期没有胃口吃东西，而且我觉得我的动作越来越慢，简直是不想动。

从上一次的大考后，我的掉发问题没有逐渐减少。而且冲凉出来后，身上出现红斑，痒痒的。

最近也有好几次胃痛，而且痛了好几天。

当时，我以为我得了绝症。TT，我还很年轻叻！

所以我妈就带我去她朋友那里做个检验。她说不需要blood test ，你只需要握着 two metal rods 而通过一个机器来检验你身上的每一个部分。

虽然没有clinic那种身体检验来得准确，但大概能检验你身上的毛病。

那一个玩意儿听说非常非常的昂贵。

为了我的生命，所以我就去了。

而检验出来，整体来说都很烂，甚至比我妈的还烂。而且我有zinc deficiency，那么就可以解释我为什么会掉发和等等的问题。

可是我妈每天像灌药般让我吃上很多保健品，应该不成问题啊！

那检验显示我的小肠吸收能力重度严重。。==，酱那些保健品不是很浪费咯？

我妈这几天不再灌我药，而给我喝一种助于吸收能力的豆奶。渐渐的，我开始不再对我妈煮的食物感到反胃，虽然我之所以会反胃的一小部分原因是因为食物本质的问题。

我还记得当我肚子饿得那一刻，是多么的激动，因为从那一次那伤身的大考后，我肚子饿的次数一直减少直到我最近觉得很反胃。

今天，当我告诉我妈早上我吃了清汤面和喝豆奶，而且在短短的时间内又吃了一盘炒饭后，从她的眼神我能说她是感到多么的成就感。。。okay，我承认是我夸大了一点，但显然得她是感到很放心。

在那一次神奇的检验的时候，我忘了哪一个部分也是显得不是很乐观，我妈的朋友就告诉她可能是因为迟睡的关系。

我妈：“你昨天几点睡？”

我：“两点。”

我妈：“我在问你晚上的时候，不是睡午觉的时候。”

我：“Erm。。。。。。。两点”

自从那一次的事件后，现在每晚11点钟，我必须要回房睡觉，我妈并没有妥协的余地。

搞得我早上7.30就醒了。刚才在车上她说：“早睡早起的感觉是不是很好叻！”

刚才我去sammy的家，跟她借了三本书 Beautiful Creatures, A Prisoner of Birth and Evermore。我告诉她我在家闷到竟然又读了已经读了第三遍的new moon，她简直是发狂似的 （她觉得new moon 很无聊），塞了三本书给我，命令我必须看完。

到现在我还是不知道她在激动什么。。

昨晚，我差一点做了很tarok的事情。我妈叫我send msg给我教会青少年的阿头，本来信息的内容应该是酱的：

Tomorrow cell group fasting prayer will be in bla bla bla, and you are going to in charge in bla bla bla, by your beloved cell group leader.

而我竟然screw up，变成酱：

Tomorrow cell group farting prayer will be in bla bla bla, and you are going to in charge in bla bla bla, by you beloved cell group leader.

我只是差那0.0001秒就send了，感谢主，我没有send到。如果send了，我应该被罚晚上8.00睡觉了吧。。。

你也许觉得为什么我迟迟不做结尾赶快结束这无聊的文章，因为这文章的性质和我一样----无聊。你就容许我继续写下去吧。。

从昨天开始，我家的streamyx很不稳定，隔几分钟就disconnect，好像在引诱我灌火水在TMpoint 。C'mon，现在是假期叻！

所以你不可以怪我正在写这一篇无聊的文章，因为这是唯一不需要上网就可以轻松写，虽然下面一直出现 cannot save your draft please contact blogger and bla bla bla....

好啦，不再折磨你们了，谢谢观赏！

回顾之十六篇

每一年，我都为我一整年所发生的事情做个终结。说真的，2010年是我经历过最多变化和改变的一年。

我很讨厌变化。

一旦习惯了一切后，变化带来不安和失落感。但是人生没变化。。。。我们现在应该是猴子吧？

今年，变化最大的是我的家庭，因为我多了两位姐夫。姐姐们嫁了出去后，最可笑的是竟然有很多人问我几时轮到我结婚？==

十年后的事情，现在开始盘问我会不会太早了一点？而且十年后，谁会在乎我结婚了没啊，应该是关心着又没有达成wawasan 2020吧？

最近二姐刚办了婚礼，我告诉你们，家人结婚是个很累的事情，而每次我想到我还有大姐和哥哥们的婚礼，我就已经觉得很累人了。我想轮到我的时候，应该都不想办婚礼了吧。。

今年也是我第一年接触到spm的科目。

很讨厌啦，因为今年的成绩是我一生中拿过最烂的成绩。50分的也有，60分的也有，70分的也有，80分的也有.....

再加上明年我跌班了。。。。TT

今年的新年伟朕出车祸。朋友出车祸对我来说是个很新鲜的事情，本来以为可以去买水果或是buah tangan 去医院探望他，但原来他在怡保医院住院，死鬼远咯。。

最近家里显得清静得许多，比起以前必须要6点起床抢厕所演变成现在我在厕所对着镜子傻笑半个钟都没人理你，说真得很可悲。

从今年年头我想要读些什么，到了现在年尾假期都还没想到。家人建议我去读律师，哈哈，想到自己在大庭广众讲话，我的脸就会涨红。而且背酱多的东西，我不晓得自己行不行。

唉，现在我只是希望人间有情，明年SPM出题的老师们可以大发慈悲。　

BTW，最近不知道为什么我就是提不起劲来，是什么问题啊？